"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
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if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards
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- Child: Dear God will mommy get better?
- God: THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3
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booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
Nobody understands how funny i find this
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Bradley Tompkins
@bradleytompkins
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when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
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[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
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A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
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what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
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you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
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if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy
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